| Near Miss |
January 27th, 2020 |
In which Remo saves the Darcy
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| Lost in the Christmas Spirit |
December 18th, 2019 |
Hot cocoa, no major bruises, and travel plans.
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| Spar on Wheels |
October 26th, 2019 |
Summary needed
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| Just a Normal Check In |
October 5th, 2019 |
In which milkshakes bring all the Winchester boys to the yard. Well... half of them anyway.
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| Adult Supervision Required |
September 23rd, 2019 |
In which Fury orders Lewis and Twining to go and have fun. OR Darcy makes plans to expense a Girl's Night and Fury is okay with this.
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| Potstickers and Ladies |
September 15th, 2019 |
Sweet and Sour GORE
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| Hot Dog Interrupted |
September 15th, 2019 |
When the craving for hot dogs meets a crashed flying saucer Language Warnings abound.
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| Drinks on me! |
August 16th, 2019 |
In which Darcy hooks up with Danny and Skye Or NINJA NANNY MAY STRIKES AGAIN!
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| Lunch is Electric |
August 14th, 2019 |
In which Ward gets Darcy'd and it's all May's fault.
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| Impulsive Follow Up |
August 9th, 2019 |
In which Darcy meets with Aquaman about Flash's grandson
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| The Meeting is aFoot |
August 9th, 2019 |
In which Darcy tries to get Frank in on a possible JTTF something, only to once again say the wrong thing the wrong way at the wrong time in front of the NYPD Captain. Or This is why Darcy is sometimes the worst person for these sorts of things.
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| Impulsive Return |
August 8th, 2019 |
In which Darcy gets informatino from Impulse about his time as Doom's Captive.
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| NYPD Shake Down at the Rink |
August 6th, 2019 |
In which Darcy takes Frank out onna date.
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| SHIELD Lunch Time |
August 2nd, 2019 |
In which Jemma is inspired by Bucky's arm, May have to grab thirds from the kitchen, Lili gets doggo treats for being a Good Girl, and Darcy talks herself into a new assignment, or NYPD needs to be very afraid.
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| SHIELD Liason to NYPD |
August 2nd, 2019 |
In which Darcy delivers her new assignment as SHIELD Liason to NYPD directly to Captain Quaid himself. Or Everyone should now be afraid that Darcy Lewis can arrest people.
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| Sentinels: What's the Word |
July 30th, 2019 |
Agent Lewis visits Captain Quaid during the search of Trask Industries' Bergen County facility. Agent Lewis provides amazing potstickers and offers to set Captain Quaid up with a date. Captain Quaid is boring and just gives her new information about Trask and the Sentinels.
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| Noms! |
July 28th, 2019 |
In which foods are had.
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| Humpday |
July 25th, 2019 |
Wings! Beer! Pizza! and interesting conversation at Josies. What else is new?
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| Quaid's Medical Charts are Reviewed OR Second Opinions are Important! |
July 9th, 2019 |
In which Jemma finds a fellow conspirator in Darcy Lewis and no one thinks this is a Good Idea. It's going to hapen anyway. OR Darcy secures Jemma's help in unraveling what happened to Officer Quaid.
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| Quaid's Unexpected Bedside Guest |
July 4th, 2019 |
In which Darcy visits Frank in the hospital, OR Why do we allow Darcy to talk to anyone outside her own department again?
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| Sentinels: Tread Slowly |
July 3rd, 2019 |
SHIELD and the NYPD try to figure out who gets to keep the Sentinel.
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| Suprise Party! Supernatural Invite |
July 2nd, 2019 |
In which Darcy tries to con Dean back to SHIELD but manages only to get him to agree to come party with her leading Luke to suspect she might have been send to spy on him - Darcy laughed too hard at that one! Or Darcy is SHIELD's best recruiter and should get commission for this.
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| Surprise Party! Witch Cake is the Best Cake |
July 2nd, 2019 |
In which Darcy gets a cake.
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| Wings and Things |
June 26th, 2019 |
When Danny met Darcy or In which Matchbox 20 scores you flirting points. Or this is why Coulson should never have stolen Darcy's iPOD.
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| Noms |
June 26th, 2019 |
In which Darcy and Chris have the same idea for lunch.
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| Surprise Party! (part 2) |
June 24th, 2019 |
The mystery parcel has Stark tech to save Skye from not being able to use her hands - and everyone else from Skye! May is convinced to eat some questionable looking salsa courtesy of Rhodes' daughter, and finds it good. Bucky... relaxes. Who knew kids and dogs were a thing. Stay tuned for part 3!
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| Surprise Party! (part 4) |
June 24th, 2019 |
Guests start arriving in earnest, including Thor and Kurt - still no Steve! Likely just as well as there's something of a bathroom emergency going on.. and Flirting. Lots and lots of flirting. Once again Chez Miscreant lives up to its purpose as a home for wayward souls.
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| Surprise Party! (part 5) |
June 24th, 2019 |
Lions, and Tigers and.. Wait. No. Cake, and Presents, and Song! oh my. Steve and Skye's friends shower them with thoughtful gifts. Including two oranges. Maybe there's something about that in the box Skye gave Steve..
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| Surprise Party! (part 1) |
June 24th, 2019 |
In which Darcy comandeers the Barton-Johnson house for a party; Skye rings her own doorbell; Samantha gets promoted!; May makes postickers (no surprises there!); and a mysterious package arrives. What could it be? Stay tuned for Pt. 2.
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| Just some shit |
June 19th, 2019 |
In which Darcy visits Rhodey and he feeds her his meat. Or why are you all so preverted? For reals!? It was steak, you sick freaks.
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| WHen you meet a God |
June 18th, 2019 |
In which Skye meets Thor, Darcy's true codename is revealed, and Skye doesn't realize her bestie ratted her out. Or This is why SHIELD HR Department cries during yearly Sexual Harassness renewal training.
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| A human, a super, and a 'yote girl walk into a bar... |
June 17th, 2019 |
In which there is a bank robbery, Omnis speeds into to save the day, Mercy's bad luck is deadly, and Darcy orders everyone around. Or Darcy is scary when blood splattered.
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| After Shower Scene |
June 17th, 2019 |
In which Thor takes a shower and Darcy sees him naked. Or All Myths are True, More or Less.
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| Thunderous Visitor |
June 16th, 2019 |
In which Thor comes to Darcy for aid and she makes him hit the showers, looks may or may not have been had; or This is how one gets intel from Darcy Lewis.
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| Sentinels: Origins |
June 15th, 2019 |
SHIELD agents assault a Russian facility; it's mostly boom, less sneak, and the situation gets very tense very quickly....
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| Visiting Hours Don't Apply |
June 14th, 2019 |
In which Thor visits Darcy in Medical and ends up with his shirt rumpled up his chest and why SHIELD doctors are going to refuse to ask why Darcy was laughing at Thor with his shirt up while sitting between his knees, but at least the flowers he had brought her were lovely. Or This is Why HR Hates Darcy Lewis, Part 2.
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| Changeling: Flash Frozen |
June 13th, 2019 |
SHIELD opens the Inhuman cryopods and discover more than just Inhumans, but how far Hydra went to capture them and possibly to send a message to Skye.
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| Eff Bed Rest |
June 13th, 2019 |
In which Phil tries to Dad at Darcy, and Darcy teenage's back at him. Or, this is why SHIELD Medical hates most of its Agents.
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| Lunch with Mooaz |
June 13th, 2019 |
In which Darcy's out of medical, Galina suggests an oomphier taser, and Thor makes a heroic entrance. Or the SHIELD Cafeteria plays Kenny G and no one is surprised. (https://youtu.be/WxcDDPGFv4A)
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| SHIELD Alert |
June 11th, 2019 |
In which Darcy's alert is answered or Mazi was the real hero in this one, guys. No one cares what Darcy says about it.
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| Speed Trap |
June 11th, 2019 |
Impulse captured!
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| Not a Stalker |
June 10th, 2019 |
In which Darcy stalks a supplier and Fionna tries to get intel out of the SHIELD Agent.
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| GOD OF COFFEE |
June 10th, 2019 |
In which Thor finds Darcy in a coffee shop and she touches his hammer. Or Get your minds out of the gutter you sick puppies! It was Mjolnir not ..ya know.
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| All the Coffee |
June 8th, 2019 |
Summary needed
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| Informal Welcome Wagon |
May 28th, 2019 |
Lunchtime in the Triskelion sees Sibilance meeting USAgent and Darcy Lewis and visiting with May until Skye shows up and reveals her nerves about upcoming missions by being ... bratty.
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| Changeling/Leviathan: Team preparations |
May 20th, 2019 |
May summons Peggy, Mack, Darcy, and FitzSimmons to exchange introductions and get Peggy's field agent gear situation sorted before the upcoming missions. Steve notices the gathering and joins in. Mack gets to meet who he's teamed up with to protect Nyx, and Peggy is fascinated by some of the new tech she's shown.
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| Cityfall: Silent But Deadly |
April 26th, 2019 |
Darcy's 'date' with Elektra goes a little less than planned as May and Elektra have a meeting of minds in the back parkinglot. They come to an understanding.
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| It's a Date |
April 23rd, 2019 |
Summary needed
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| The Rumbles in the Tumbles |
April 21st, 2019 |
Summary needed
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| Clint vs Darcy. Round 1 - FIGHT! |
April 18th, 2019 |
In which May's set up an obsticle course for Darcy's performance evaluation and set Clint as her opponent. Or this is how Darcy gets Clint on his ass.
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| More Evaluations |
April 13th, 2019 |
Evaluations for Darcy and Castiel go well enough, until they don't.
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| Missing Papers |
April 6th, 2019 |
Summary needed
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| Post Derby Date Debriefing |
March 24th, 2019 |
A post Roller Derby date party at Luke's becomes increasingly more surreal. Including a near battle royale between Hellboy and Castiel that takes no less than Agent May, Steve Rogers, and Bucky to break it up. Castiel's people skills are improving. Somewhat.
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| Black Sky: Apologies |
March 11th, 2019 |
Elektra gets the opportunity to apologize to Darcy Lewis, and tells her the whole sordid tale. All is forgiven.
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| Let Her Eat Cake!!! |
March 10th, 2019 |
In which Darcy tries to trick Skye into eating fruit by hiding it in cake only for Ward to attempt to steal it, the Fuckward. Or this is what happens when a Sonic Carhop is allowed into the Triskelion Cafeteria.
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| The Date: Mission Improbable |
March 3rd, 2019 |
May and Castiel infiltrate the target. Surprisingly, the 'Date' goes better than planned. Surprise outcome: Castiel asks May out - and she accepts.
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| The Date: Dinner and Dancing. Devils Not Included. |
February 24th, 2019 |
Castiel arrives to take Darcy out on a date in continued preparation for his date with the mucher bigger fish, Melinda May. Or Castiel is unexpectedly smooth and it hurts Darcy's brain a little bit.
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| The Date: May Checks In |
February 24th, 2019 |
May helps Darcy get ready for her date. Don't worry, the tables will turn soon enough. Or this is why Darcy is sometimes the WORST person to have at your back.
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| The Date: AKA Frankie Avalon |
January 22nd, 2019 |
Castiel learns that May wants him to take her to a fancy dinner from Darcy. Likely Darcy is going to help him learn how to treat May like a lady. Or this is what happens when Darcy's giving a bit of free reign with debriefing.
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| Pied Piper: A Meeting with SHIELD |
January 5th, 2019 |
A guest comes to SHIELD with news about the Black Sleep. Info is traded and a necromancer catches on fire... ask Castiel, it's all his fault.
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| Licking Wounds. |
January 2nd, 2019 |
Half price night at Josie's lands JJ in hot water. A ticked off Claire is a sight to see. Bad JJ, no drink for you!
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| Because Reasons. |
December 30th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Falling Frost: Debriefing |
December 29th, 2018 |
May sits Skye down to talk about her visit with Bucky. Skye drops some bombshells without realizing it.
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| To Tase or Not To Tase... |
December 28th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Supply Chains |
December 10th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Changeling: It's December Somewhere, Right |
December 1st, 2018 |
Skye entertains all the company in the rec-room, and discovers that the Holidays are, indeed, back upon them all. With, as usual, perfectly awful timing. Presents are planned, and plotted, and Skye and Clint as still in the dark as to where Fury is sending them.
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| Request: Pending |
November 29th, 2018 |
In which Darcy helps Rhodey with his form, or this is what superheroing looks like at the mundane level.
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| Game Night |
November 28th, 2018 |
In which Ward plays with Darcy, Skye, and Bucky and everyone might have gotten wet. Or this is why we all try to keep Darcy from making up scene outcomes.
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| Leviathan/Falling Frost: SURPRISE Happy Anniversary |
November 14th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Black Sky: Thank You for Being a Friend |
October 30th, 2018 |
Darcy learns of the inheritance that Elektra has left her and it leaves her gobsmacked, sad, and angry. All for various reasons.
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| Black Sky: About Elektra |
October 24th, 2018 |
Matt calls Darcy to talk about Elektra. They both learn to cope without their usual crutches.
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| Changeling/Leviathan: Wake Up Call |
October 21st, 2018 |
Skye returns to SHIELD very different from how she left. Clint, May and Darcy each react to it in their own way. Oh! And not for nothing, the guy behind Tidepool, might be a literal ghost in SHIELD's machine.
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| Five Bucks to Last Till Tuesday |
October 20th, 2018 |
Kate spends her last five bucks at Josie's and finds out she has a friend (in Darcy Lewis).
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| Some Stuff's Happening |
September 27th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| A Night at Josie's |
September 19th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Beer and Brits |
September 13th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| The Whiching Hour |
September 12th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| A Ghost and an Agent Walk Into a Bar... |
September 9th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| How'd She Get to Be a Mediator |
September 8th, 2018 |
Kate tries to drown her sorrows alone, but ends up visiting with everyone in Hell's Kitchen. Maybe she needs a new watering hole.
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| Two Gals and a Goddess Drinking Coffee |
September 6th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| French Food at a Greasy Spoon |
August 17th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| In Which There is Dancing in Brooklyn |
August 16th, 2018 |
Or Something Sappy This Way Comes.
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| Gives me the Jitters |
August 16th, 2018 |
In which a plucky SHIELD agent fails to recognize a billionaire or this is how Darcy ends up with Tim's number.
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| Heavy Loads |
August 10th, 2018 |
In which Thor and Darcy each handle some heavy loads, Or seriously, there was handling of heavy loads in this scene. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic here. Well, now I am, but I wasn't when I started and... oh, just read the log already.
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| To Stalk a Derby Girl |
August 9th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| The Harlem Shake |
August 6th, 2018 |
Darcy Lewis summarizes: In which Harlem Shakes HYDRA loose, Marc ejects inky black shit, and Darcy gets to be a roller skate Queen; or this is why HYDRA doesn't have nice things and we're happy about that.
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| Meanwhile, In Norway... |
August 5th, 2018 |
Natasha hitches a ride on the good ship Supply Drop piloted by May who's quizzing her co-pilot Darcy about aircraft protocols. Upon arriving, they are greeted by Thor and taken in for dinner before some rest. Or, no one warned Thor NOT to feed the wild DARCY mead. Asgardian Momma to the rescue!
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| Dance Cards |
August 2nd, 2018 |
In which Darcy meets Bucky, Bucky tells her he's not allowed to leave HQ and the first thing Darcy does is take him out of HQ, OR This is why Darcy might need to be kept on a leash some days.
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| Lunch Time |
August 1st, 2018 |
In which Darcy and Chris have lunch. Clint threatens to make good on a threat. Or, everyone is On-Call today.
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| Ragnarok pt. 13: Aftermath |
July 11th, 2018 |
The first rescue teams arrive on site to the downed Frigga's Mercy and start to the hard work.
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| Log 4881 |
July 10th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Log 4822 |
July 5th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Too Old for This Stuff |
July 1st, 2018 |
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a pair of thugs who thought mugging a girl and laughing in Superboy's face was a good idea. Or Tenticle Telekinesis is a reason Darcy shouldn't be allowed to drink this much without Adult Supervision. ...Supervision, people. Not Adult Super Vision...
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| Great Balls of Fire or Team Rocket Blasting Off AGAIN! |
June 23rd, 2018 |
In which Rhodey and Darcy discuss upending beer over Fury's head or that really isn't a good idea, Darcy.
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| Sooner or Later They all Come for Coffee |
June 23rd, 2018 |
Everyone hits the breakroom. May supplies fresh food and drinks. There is some discussion of upcoming events. Just another day dawns at the Trisk.
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| Changeling: Thank-You for Being a Friend |
June 17th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Log 4667 |
June 16th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| We All Go Round the Mulberry Bush |
June 14th, 2018 |
Skye runs into Darcy in the breakroom and delivers her gift from China. Darcy is.. speechless. Write that date down for posterity folks.
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| In the Black Market |
June 13th, 2018 |
In which Jennifer tries to buy a Sumerian sacrificial amulet from a SHIELD employee and Darcy ends up buying a beer for someone who may or may not be of drinking age. Or fuck it, not Darcy's job to card people.
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| Where Everybody Knows Your Name |
May 16th, 2018 |
Elektra invites Darcy Lewis to meet her at Josie's.. on the off chance Matt Murdock might show up. He does. Pizza and beer are had.
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| World Domination or Coffee |
May 3rd, 2018 |
In which Darcy and Daken have coffee, or this is how people get assigned to manure duty.
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| Visiting Darcy |
May 1st, 2018 |
Bucky's talked down from his last mission by Darcy.
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| Housewarming: Moar Chatter, Less Prep! |
April 2nd, 2018 |
Skye and Clint hold a housewarming, and their friends live up to all expectations making it uniquely theirs.
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| Changeling: The Inner Circle |
March 30th, 2018 |
Skye tells her closest friends (family, really) about her talk with Fury. Nobody runs screaming. Darcy, of course, walks away with... nefarious plans. ps. Skye's roast chicken was great!
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| Good Ideas. |
March 25th, 2018 |
In which Darcy and Cap actually have a conversation. Or this is why leaving Darcy without adult supervision is a Bad Idea.
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| Conspiracy: Party Patrol! Or: It's Better than a Cactus |
March 22nd, 2018 |
Skye and Darcy throw an impromptu party in Rhodes room, only to have it turn, later, from a betting pool and planning fiasco for a wedding that isn't going to happen, but a rundown on the War Dogs and the truth about Rhodes' niece - and why Triage is going to die.
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| Dat Ass Tho' |
March 12th, 2018 |
In which Lana asks Darcy about thongs, lesbian booty calls, and if her ass looks fat. Or this is why Darcy needs a refresher on Sexual Harassment in the workplace.
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| Log 4007 |
March 4th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Log 4000 |
March 2nd, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Tidepool: Once a Traitor... |
February 20th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Tidepool: Endgame |
February 19th, 2018 |
The Benefactor makes his move. SHIELD drops in. Chaos ensues. Genus gets away; Karl doesn't. Skye gets.. arrested? Hey, she wants a lawyer! Get me Nelson and Murdock...
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| /r/hookups |
February 16th, 2018 |
In which Darcy goes on a blind date but isn't able to get a happy ending, and Skye can't believe Darcy. Or This is Why Boobs Rule.
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| Settling In |
February 15th, 2018 |
Svetlana, Darcy and Bucky talk about adjustments. Valentine's Day is explained.
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| Scientifically Proven to Releave Stress |
February 11th, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| Unconventional SHIELD Training |
February 4th, 2018 |
A sparring session for Svetlana turns into an outing with Darcy and May, including a classic American lunch and lessons on cussing in public.
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| Plans for Shopping |
February 2nd, 2018 |
In which Svetlana meets Darcy and plans are made to catch up to the 21st Century. Or Darcy is this Century's Best Amabassdor; SHIELD needs to give her a raise and an expense account!
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| Ringmaster: Special Delivery |
January 30th, 2018 |
A second bow from Skye? Clint has to lie and gets told off by Darcy for being a wuss.
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| 'Cause Every Blocker Needs Some Bling |
January 28th, 2018 |
Elektra invites Darcy out for pizza at Josie's, and instead ends up having words with Clint Barton and Melinda May.
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| Training Op: Covert Surveillance |
January 2nd, 2018 |
Summary needed
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| A happy date |
December 30th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| An amusing meeting. |
December 29th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Yes, Castiel, There is a Santa Claus |
December 28th, 2017 |
Darcy confronts Castiel on the unorthodox answers to his Secret Santa survey. The expected hilarity ensues. Castiel decides he likes Darcy.
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| Lunch time. |
December 5th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Log 3290 |
December 2nd, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Double Entendre Intended |
November 29th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Lunch at the Trisk |
November 26th, 2017 |
Thanksgiving dinner at the Triskelion caffeteria. Food is had by all. Flirting... well, you'll have to read and find out.
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| Skye Holds a Dinner Party (or: Will Wonders Never Cease) |
November 19th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Miss Lewis And The Goth-Larper's Bad Day |
October 31st, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Log 3010 |
October 29th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Log 3012 |
October 29th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| SHIELD Maidens Now Recruiting |
October 28th, 2017 |
In which Tazer Queen recruits Shit Code 404 and Total May-hem 86, plans are made for Father Furious Time and the Hawkeye'd Ref and Captain American Penis Code to join up, and it's made clear that only Natasha will derby name Natasha. Or this is way we rarely let Darcy out of her office.
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| Coffeebreak. |
October 13th, 2017 |
Team 'make Skye take care of herself' strikes, threatening her computers, and making Skye eat. Complete with more Captain America making sense.
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| A bizzar Day |
September 17th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Its Hot and Cold |
August 15th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Fistful of Coffee |
August 2nd, 2017 |
In which coffee is had and excuses are crafted. Or why Darcy and Danny work for the wrong companies.
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| The introduction.. |
July 31st, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Shipment 08-FF-OHN0111!1 |
July 18th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Misfile |
July 17th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Captured... Again. |
July 17th, 2017 |
A misunderstanding of epic proportions on the part of Bobby Drake
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| Hasslinng War - A fun pastime |
July 10th, 2017 |
In which Ares goes to help Darcy with her hole. Or you need to get your mind out of the gutter!
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| The Scarlet Avenger |
July 8th, 2017 |
In which Darcy is used as a human shield and is having none of it. Or Tonight's 084 is Scarlet
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| Log |
July 8th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| SHIELD and Ares |
July 5th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Questions and Answers |
July 3rd, 2017 |
In which Lois comes to SHIELD looking for answers and just the God to ask questions of shows up with Natasha. Or why May ponders duct taping Darcy's mouth shut.
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| Pot Stickers and Beer |
June 25th, 2017 |
In which Darcy buys Scott lunch and Parker learns never to poke at Darcy. Or How much do cleavages shots go for these days?
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| Furious Little Ant |
June 21st, 2017 |
In which Lang is in Darcy, Darcy mouths off at Fury (Again), and Fury threatens agents with oxygen roulette. Or Fury's too old for this shit.
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| This is why we can't have nice Avengers! |
June 20th, 2017 |
Dear Fury, you're avenger broke his nose on one of the associate's rear ends as she stopped moving when he was caught on her pants and the impact damaged Ant-man. Or Lang bounced off Darcy's ass and it broke his nose.
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| Moose Sighting |
June 19th, 2017 |
Darcy Lewis and Melinda May touch base with Sam and start clarifying more of what it might mean to work with SHIELD.
|
| Dead-proofing |
June 14th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Close Encounters of the Nick kind. |
June 11th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Just another day in The Office |
June 10th, 2017 |
In which Marcus meets Darcy. Or how Darcy learns that dead lifting a few tons ends in torn pants.
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| Log |
June 10th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Gimme a Break, Gimme a Break, Break me off a Piece of that... |
June 9th, 2017 |
In which Cammy hates the meatloaf, Darcy loves the meatloaf, and May order something ELSE. Or the Triskelion Lunch Room is the place to be!
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| Fury at Fury |
June 6th, 2017 |
In which Dracy bullheadly mouths off to Fury, Rogers is disappointed, and May saves Siberia from a Darcy-rific demise. Or, This wouldn't be SHIELD if we all got along!
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| Oh Brother Where Art Thou |
June 5th, 2017 |
In which Darcy helps May track Dean because Sam is in the wrong hospital, Dean may or may not be completely happy about this, May has no fucks to give, and Sam is a big ol' moose puppy. Or May really dislikes misplacing assets.
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| Flatline: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aftermath |
June 4th, 2017 |
Nick Fury sentences the compromised Clint to death but Agent May asks for more time.
|
| Flatline: Clint Awakens |
June 3rd, 2017 |
Clint wakes up under the effects of the Flatline phenomena. A battle ensues involving Darcy Lewis and Natasha Romanova.
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| Parties and Embassies and Death |
May 30th, 2017 |
A routine SHIELD warding job for one Sam Winchester turns into a big mess when the Winter Soldier arrives on the scene to kill the Ukrainian ambassador.
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| SHIELD's Not Done With You Yet |
May 29th, 2017 |
SHIELD cleverly plants a tracker on one Sam Winchester in the form of a paperclip, which means Sam leads May and Darcy straight to Dean.
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| All Your Metallo Are Belong to Us |
May 21st, 2017 |
In which SHIELD hears that Stark is holding Metallo, and it's decided that Tony makes a bad supervillain babysitter.
|
| SHIELD Orientation |
May 21st, 2017 |
In which May and Lewis (this sounds like a sitcom) show Sibil around the Triskelion. If there's a quinjet scheduled for this tour, twenty bucks says Fury pops his head in to ask why there are snakes on his plane.
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| Need Coffee |
May 20th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Delivery |
May 13th, 2017 |
Gwenn brings the dead alien to SHIELD. She gets checked out and finds out where she needs to go next.
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| What happens in the Village... |
May 12th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| The Meeting of Cats... er Boys |
May 5th, 2017 |
Or Things Get Difficult When Magical Transformations Are Involved.
In which Vorpal meets Chat Noir, only Vorpal's not Vorpal he's Tommy and Chat's not Chat he's Adrien... also, Adrien has worked with models too long.
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| Whatever |
May 4th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| It was just another day at the office until... |
May 3rd, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| Foodsluts |
May 2nd, 2017 |
In which trolling may or may not have happened.
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| A Quick Rescue |
April 30th, 2017 |
In which a Twinkie is eaten, a selfie is taken, and a theif is left with nothing but his shoelaces.
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| Of Roller Skates and Delinquents |
April 29th, 2017 |
Summary needed
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| When Cap Comes Crashing In... |
April 26th, 2017 |
At the tail end of a fight, Cap crashes through a wall and into a car, a Vision ghosts in, and Darcy cusses. Cap gives her the Language Look.
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| WE'RE THE COOLEST |
April 25th, 2017 |
Summary needed.
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