Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn (Scenesys ID: 62)
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Quote
"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch diameter exit wound in you."
Profile
Full Name:	Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel
Gender:	Female
Species:	Human
Theme:	DC (DFC)
Occupation:	Professional Criminal
Citizenship:	United States of America
Residence:	Gotham City
Education:	Gotham State University, PhD in Psychology
Status:	Approved
Groups:	Batman Family, Hench, Gotham-OOC, Street Level-OOC
Other Information
Apparent Age:	29	Actual Age:	29
Date of Birth	6 September 1998	Actor:	Irine Meier
Height:	163 cm (5'4")	Weight:	52 kg (114 lb)
Hair Color:	Blonde	Eye Color:	Blue
Theme Song:	"Do You Wanna Kill The Batman?" by Harley Quinn (vocals by SydneyAmber)

Profile

Gotham's queen of crime. The Joker's right hand woman. The one and only Harley Quinn. Former gymnast, former criminal psychologist, and now certified lunatic. Once known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel, she is infamous as the psychologist who entered Arkham to cure the Joker and emerged as his partner in crime. Since then she's racked up a rap sheet a mile long, mostly in partnership with the Clown Prince, and has the dubious distinction of being one of the few people in his organization to (so far) survive his capers.

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Description

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Description:

Ever met a someone who made you double take and think that something may not be right in their head? If not, congratulations, because the woman before you is roughly 5'4" of crazy, and it doesn't take a PhD to notice.

Her appearance is colorful and striking, blonde hair gathered in pigtails, the right one dyed punk pink while the left one is dyed aqua blue. Her blue eyes are touched liberally with eye shadow to match, punk pink on right and aqua blue on left. Making her eyes stand out further is the fact her entire face is caked with white foundation, which definitely makes her lips all the more vibrant with her blood red choice of lipstick. Another curiosity is that her makeup isn't neatly applied, smudges and imperfection abound, almost as if she was doing her own take as an artist.

She's altogether slim and athletic looking, as if she could have been a gymnast. She's wearing red and blue bomber jacket, with a golden J as the zipper, the back features a gold lettering stating "Daddy's Lil' Monster" over a red and white raglan tee shirt, with a similar "Daddy's Lil Monster" printed across the chest. Golden lines adorn the length of the sleeves. She's also wearing a matching red and blue sequined shorts, over a fishnet pantyhose, cinched by a thick gold studded, black belt, with a diamond shaped buckle.

On her hands she's wearing red, black and blue fingerless gloves. On her feet are a pair of 3" high heeled boots in black and white, with red heels, fasted with both laces and velcro.

Around her neck is a gold choker with the words "PUDDIN" on the front, a pair of matching gold spiked cuffs sit on her wrists, and a pair of black bracelets on each forearm with gold lettering, the right featuring "YES" while the left featuring "SIR."

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History

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History:
Harley Quinn was born Harleen Quinzel, a sweet, well educated girl who had everything she could ever want out of life, as her parents were quite successful in their respective jobs and made everything all nice and perfect for their little daughter. One of Harleen's greatest delights was gymnastics, for which she exhibited natural talent. She took quite seriously to gymnastics from a very young age and practiced religiously as a daily routine--resulting in her body becoming quite flexible, capable of performing some breath taking acrobatics. From her parents, Harleen inherited ambition, and even in her freshman year of High School she knew what she wanted to do in the future, get a Psychology PhD from the Psychology Department of Gotham State University. She couldn't wait to see what University life would be like, and how exciting it would be to pursue her goal.

When her time came to apply for the University she got a Gymnastics Scholarship, seeing she was the best of her High School Gymnastic Team. However, once she began her first year of university it was obvious that Gymnastics wasn't what she came for, as she did her best to succeed at getting her PhD in Psychology. Of course doing her 'best' doesn't have to imply studying, as in her case she used some certain feminine talents on her Professors in order to get the degree with an A+ on her thesis. Having graduated with such good grades as she did, she was given free choice to pick where she wants to do her internship, and of all places she picked the Arkham Asylum. Her big plan was to manage to get the full story and possibly cure one of the major psychos in the Asylum, write a 'tell-all' type of book and get really rich and famous.

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Looking at all the fine selection of psychotic criminals Arkham had to offer, she finally selected the Joker as her subject, and so she pestered all of the administration until they've finally allowed her private sessions with him. Though Harleen was confident in her abilities and thought she made a huge progress, delving deep into what drives the Joker, showing him there is someone who understands and thereby hoping to lead him to open his heart to her, quite the opposite took place. It was not Harleen who was leading the sessions, even if by technicality she was running them. Instead, the Joker used his charm and sharp wit to slowly do his own session on Harleen. He told her what she needed to hear in order to lose herself in the stories, and form a deep attachment with the Joker's cruel fate. Feeling anger at the devillish society that brought about the Joker's downfall, she felt so sorry for him, hearing tales of childhood abuse, negligent parents, deaf society who will not heed his pain and will turn away instead of offering a helping hand. In time, Harleen agreed to let him call her Harley Quinn, as he suggested if she put her name this way it would be much like the classic clown character, the Harlequin, and that he'd appreciate it. Harleen--now Harley--was eager to please him, offering him all the comfort she could, trying to make up for the cold harshness society has offered the Joker, who she know saw as a victim.

Her final conclusion was that the Joker wasn't the cold psychotic killer everyone made him to be; infact he was nothing but a lost, injured child--looking out to make the world laugh at his antics. It was clear that all of his ailments were the result of the self-righteous Batman, who was determined to make life as misreable as he could for her puddin'.

With each session Harley became more madly in love with the Joker, eventually coming to the point of obsession, she was willing to do anything to help him escape. One day she took the initiative to go to a "Costume, Tricks & Party Gags" store, equipped herself as any psychotic killer jester would, and by her own hand broke the Joker out of Arkham, having stayed with him since with dreams of a future wedded life. It was bound to happen any moment now.

Personality

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Personality:
Insane - There's not much to it, Harley Quinn is one card short of a full deck, one cent short of a dollar, and driving only three wheels. She's not all there, she's just crazy! Crazy for the Joker! It's true, eversince Harley started those private sessions with the Joker and fell helplessly in love with him, she adapted to become a kindred spirit to her puddin', meaning she had the very same obsession to jokes, death, and joking while causing death. She came to the point of actually enjoying other people's suffering, especially if caused by the Joker. She's quite demented in her line of thought, which always keeps her opposition on their toes, there's no telling what she'll do next.

Hopeless Romantic - For some reason Harley never ever takes into account the fact that the Joker could never really return her love, not the way she loves him, he's not the guy for settling down and having a family. Yet this doesn't stop her from having her constant dream of the glorious future they could have together, even though most Feministic organization would cry out at the manner with which the Joker sometimes treat Harley, she feels fine with it and no matter what is always willing to do absolutely everything for her puddin'.

Restless - Harley never seems to tire, she's always quite lively and jittery, ever on the move skipping about and making it real hard to follow her movement. She could never stay in one place for too long without becoming supernaturally bored, she has to do or see something exciting otherwise life isn't fun!

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Ambitious - There's not too many people who are as ambitious as Harley Quinn, by power of will alone she is capable of wonders, that is how she got through university and that is how she kept at top performances in Gymnastics, and that's why no one would ever come between Mistah J and herself! If anyone is to try and stop her from achieving her goals, the results would be lethal as she would get back at that person with a vengence, and she's not shy of doing the worst possible and more.

Playful - Sometimes Harley tends to be like a child, both in behaviour and mannerism, like when seeing something shiny and new she's bound to try and have a grab to test it and then maybe steal it as well. After all, if you're not gonna steal or reach out to try something new, where's all the fun?

Abilities

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Predator Affinity:
Whether training or innate ability the colorful queen of Gotham's Crime is a confusing creature for many predatory animals through her lack of fear and overbearing motherly love. This is most prominent with regards to Bud and Lou; formerly Joker's hyenas, and now Harley's most precious little babies. She could very well achieve the same result with other predatory animals, confusing them into accepting her as a caretaker rather than a meal. Of course, the safety of other people in the vicinity is never assured, particularly when Harley gleefully calls for her pets to play with their chew toys as she puts it.

The Ivy Special:

During a break with Joker, Harley elected to join up with Poison Ivy to wreak a little mayhem girl team style. Problem: Poison Ivy is literally poisonous! Lucky Harl, Ivy offered her a boon, just a little prick in the arm, and all her problems will be solved.

Little prick was sort of an understatement, but! Harley became immunce to poisons and toxins, allowing her to be near Poison Ivy without a risk to her life. But she also wound up getting enhanced, gaining superhuman strength, speed and agility. She wasn't going to take on Superman any time soon, but she could certainly handle herself unlike before. It helps with wielding her mallet, and also, there's a side-effect where she actually heals faster.

Skills

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Athletics:
Harley took to Gymnastics since she was a preschooler, dedication and constant practice making her the Captain of her High School Gymanstics team. Harley proved a motivating Captain, getting the best of her teammates and excelling to such levels of winning the State's championship for three years in succession. Harley was accepted to University on a gymnastics scholarship, pushing herself further in skill at the collegiate level of competition. She could have well gone Olympic, if Psychology hasn't taken her interest as it did, and then not to mention what fate brought her way. She could perform a breath taking range of acrobatical moves, and is amazingly flexible, at peak human levels.

City Survivor:
Despite her academic upbringing, Quinn has become a creature of Gotham City's rough streets, a proverbial urban hunter, with most of its unsuspecting populace the potential prey of her violent insanity. Out of the city is out of her element, but in it she's capable of shining, especially given her connections to the seedy criminal underworld.

Disguise:
Harley is a genius when it comes to wearing disguises and fooling people into thinking she's a police officer, a business woman, a model, a dancer, a big ol' mascot. Whatever it takes, she often gets into places you wouldn't expect her to be thanks to on key disguise.

Fighting:
Most unpowered humans would be unable to hold their own against the Clown Princess. Though she often masquerades as a harmless simpleton, Harley is a proven, ruthless killer, able to take down even hardened, veteran soldiers with relative ease. When she has room to leap and cavort, her fighting tends to become even more unorthodox, as well as dangerous. She's even been known to hold her ground against the Batman. ...Until he gets serious. Also, a pogo stick CAN be deadly!

Information Gathering:
In her constant attempts to endear herself on the Joker, Harley is ever on the look for information about priceless jewelry or works of art being moved, money being transfered physically, and many other tidbits one can learn through networking the underworld. Being the Joker's main squeeze in underworld circuits helps Harley remain relatively untouched as she goes about research expeditions into seedy locales. Of course she's also been known to protect herself when necessary, whether personally, or just letting her babies take care of the situation. Most people don't seem to share the rapport she holds with the hyenas. So if there's something to be learned leading to potential criminal activity, more likely than not, Harley will know about it.

Medicine:
Having studied for a Psychology PhD, Harley does have some knowledge in the field of medicine, she knows what type of which medicine is good for various minor ailments, and then is quite an expert on sedatives and tranquilizers of various types. This skill comes in handy when she helps the Joker create various instrumentations to take out guards without much of a fight.

Psychology:
With all the many diffrent ways Harley managed to mainpulate her professors in order to get herself perfect grades, she did put a whole lot of effort into the studying as well, after all how was she to succeed with her position at Arkham, and the soon to be written Joker 'tell all' book leading to all that fame and riches if she didn't have the skills? Her knowledge of Psychology equals that of most anyone with a PhD in the field. Of course she does hold the edge in real life experience, working with demented psychotic clowns and being one herself.

Singing:
She can juggle, she can dance, she can even bounce around on the uneven bars or balance beam. What most people don't know is that Harleen Quinzel isn't that bad of a jazz singer, even able to improvise her own lyrics on the spot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVV1OfWvyH4

Thieving Skills:
Though Arkham Asylum has an almost revolving door installed with it's high number of escapees, thinking that breaking out of that fortress of a prison as easy would be a major error, particularly as it's meant to hold the super-powered. Yet time and again, Harleen has proven her stealth and resourcefulness when breaking out, or in, especially when it comes to mechanical locks. Even the most complex device snaps open when she applies something as simple as a hairpin to it.

Tricks:
Her simple charm and child-like demeanor hides a level of intelligence most wouldn't give the jesterlette credit for. She's not a great liar or actress, but she's still cunning enough to set up enough distractions to keep the PD busy while she goes after whatever prize she's set her sights on. Most of the time.

Vehicles:
In her line of work, Harley has become something of a chauffeur for the Joker. Not the kind that takes you to a fancy restaurant and back, of course, but rather the kind that gets you out of a crime scene with hot pursuit on your tail. Harley is quite an accomplished driver, whether from the fast instincts her years of practice in Gymnastics gave her, or just a natural showing of her lack of control, she manages to handle stunt driving quite nicely, managing on the road like a...well...insane driver! She has eluded the cops on many occasions, leaving a trail of wrecked vehicles in her wake for her peculiar getaway driving style. On occasions, Harley could even pilot a helicopter to moderate success. Being fearless, she's not beyond trying to pilot or operate a vehicle she has never encountered before, but that always comes with mixed results, and many a crash landings. However, every now and again she manages to be lucky with her approach of 'eni, mini, miny, mo' towards operating unfamiliar vehicles or crafts. When the police or Batman are on your back, a potential crash landing or accident is nothing compared to getting caught.

Weapons:

Pogo sticks, beanbags, boxing-glove bazookas, billiard balls, anything might be considered a weapon by Harley Quinn at a moment's notice and used to clear a room of undesireables. While she certainly enjoys using 'toys' to bring down her opponents more than most, her criminal lifestyle has led to her picking up a good familiarty with most conventional firearms that civilians have access to, and even many that they don't.

Resources

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Bud and Lou:
The ever so cute and lovable Bud and Lou--at least if you ask Harley Quinn--Joker's pet hyenas who are ever devotedly and somewhat motherly cared for by Harley Quinn have a very strong attachment with the one who spends most time with them, constantly showering them with love and playing with them. At times they accompany Harley on heists, and may prove a threat even if she simply takes them out for a walk. However, at times they have a keen sense of Harley being in danger, and have the ability to show up when least expected to assist her.

Gag Weapons:
Harley likes to use an assortment of party gags for makeshift weaponry, giving a bit of a fun touch to her tools of escaping, distracting, hurting or killing those who stand against her--as well as innocent victims. Amongst her various trinkets are a bag of marbles, can'o'worms, rubber chicken, boxing glove shooting guns, bang flag shooting guns, and her famous pop gun among others.

Henchmen:
The Joker, infamously known as the Clown Prince of Crime, certainly has gathered himself some very zealous followers, whether of their own volition or forced into their show of zeal, they are always there to do their job. After all, Joker isn't one to accept any less, and any one of them at any time can realize the joke's on them. Harley, who fancies herself the Joker's girlfriend, and is not often debated on the self proclaimed title, gets her share of opportunities to make use of the Joker's Gang, whether for missions directly ordered, or if she thought to surprise him and endear himself on her with some spontaneously ingenious plan--the sort that usually go awry. Sure some of the goons that serve in the gang might be able to take on Harley physically, but none of them dare challenge her capacity for crazy. After all, she is one of the precious few who can actually make the Joker laugh, sometime.

Mallet Time!:
Another of Harley's trademark weapons is her giant mallet, it isn't just a regular mallet, it is a very big mallet, hilariously oversized and quite intimidating. While it appears like she could break down buildings while wielding it, all it really does is operate as a perfect tool to knock out people who get hit on the head.

Network:
Along with the many other duties Harley takes care of to allow Joker more time to work his mind on nefariously hilarious plans to off Batman, is essentially being his secretary. She makes phone calls (on clean lines of course!), sets meeting in seedy locales, recruits for the Joker Gang, and at times arranges the best path for an escape or best route to approach a heist. In this line of work, Harley, much with the help of the Joker's name, has gathered quite an impressive list of contacts for many villains (meta or not), allowing her to set meeting for potential collaborations.

Smilex:
The Joker being the genius innovator of killer fun that he is, came up with the wonderfully hilarious Smilex! It is a lethal toxin that kills a victim by causing them to laugh uncontrollably and well...literally to death! When people die of Smilex, a wide Joker-like grin is spread on their faces as a result of the toxin's effect on their facial muscles. Harley of course is not beyond using Smilex, leaving vitcims smiling.

Weapons:

It is still a criminal business to be running around with the Joker and his gang, so sometimes Harley has to resort to more serious weapons, the kind that may not be as funny but do bring desired results when one's back is pressed to the wall. A hand gun is the first go to, but at times the Joker leaves an extra Tommy Gun that's more useful against crowds, and then there's Harley's beloved go to bat vanquishing weapon, the Bazooka!

Weaknesses

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Histrionic Personality:
Individuals with histrionic personality disorder exhibit excessive emotionality-a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner-and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational, and professional relationships, beyond what is appropriate for the social context. They may be lively and dramatic and initially charm new acquaintances with their enthusiasm, apparent openness, or flirtatiousness. They may also, however, embarrass friends and acquaintances with excessive public displays of emotion, such as embracing casual acquaintances with passion, sobbing uncontrollably over minor setbacks, or having temper tantrums.

Mad Love:
For love she fell, and is its fool. Though their relationship might best be described as 'chaotic' more often than not, Joker is her puddin' and she loves him in ways that no sane mind can truly understand. Even to the point of risking her own life. It makes her jealous, possessive, violent, and vulnerable. She'll risk her life for him, and is susceptible to manipulation when it comes to her feelings for Gotham's Crown Prince of Crime. For mad love respects no bounds and will burn all in its obsessive conflaguration.

Reckless:
Another of Harley's faults is not knowing when to quit, she's simply unfamiliar with the term 'consequence' or 'punishment' and so she is basically fearless and reckless, able to taunt the likes of Batman to their face without any fear of the upcoming retaliation. She can mangage some pretty stupid things, but not from lack of wit as much as lack of fear. She has this sense of being invulnerable due to her love for the Joker. After all, they do say that love conquers all, no?

Wanted:

While not quite as popular with the boys in blue as her boyfriend the Joker is, Harley is still a popular attraction for her ability to help track down the Joker. Though she is rarely ever willing to give any assistance towards capturing her puddin', someone like Batman has been known to scare her enough into occasional half hearted cooperation. Aside from her value in aiding pursuits after the Joker, Harley is pretty dangerous herself, and getting her off the street is never a bad thing as far as the law is concerned. Unlike the Joker, her story seems to resonate with some of the personnel at Arkham, and at times when she returns they are easier on her, trying to fix her as it were. But just like the Joker played his act on Harley herself, unbenknowst to her, she's become just as difficult to deal with, and just as hard to predict in such sessions. At times it looks like she may have been fully cured, but then all it takes is a phone call or postcard from Mistah J and she falls right back to Harley Quinn form.

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Title	Date	Scene Summary
Kitchen Therapy	November 9th, 2024	Summary needed
A Clown and a Croc Walk Into a Bar	October 22nd, 2024	Summary needed
A Bar with a Clown	October 20th, 2024	Logan has another drink in Gotham.
A Beer In Gotham	September 28th, 2024	Logan goes into a bar and a Cowboy gives him a lot more than expected. Plus, they talk about one of his
You again.	August 31st, 2024	Summary needed
Incident on the Skytrain	August 23rd, 2024	There was a fight on a train.
Gotham Fu	August 11th, 2024	Shang-Chi and Harley meet over noodles.
Glitter BIke	July 23rd, 2024	Harley Blows up Victors bike for picking a fight with her
Bar room Tales	July 6th, 2024	victors Win! harley has to run!
A day at the mall, or hopefully no Maul at the mall	June 21st, 2024	Harley is well Harley
In the morning	June 20th, 2024	Dragged felicia to a hideout!
Do they sell MPD flavored coffee	June 20th, 2024	Jason and Harley run into each other at Mercutio's for coffee and snacks. The conversation is about as unpredictable as one could imagine!
Actors Are The Worst	June 10th, 2024	Harley runs into Clayface who was waiting to commit murder.
Looking for Lorna in all the Wrong Places	May 26th, 2024	Havok is looking for Polaris - scene takes place 3 days before the date on the stamp. Prior to Lorna's return scene.
Supernatural and the Clown	May 7th, 2024	bad guys killed with water yay!
Dr Crazy is in!	April 19th, 2024	Appointment for session 2 made
That isn't the meaning of 'Go Powder Your Nose' ..!	April 18th, 2024	What happens when Harley Quinn targets the same drug house as Red Hood? Mayhem. And balloons.
A lantern and a Harlequin walk into the park	April 7th, 2024	Tyran'tar goes off to do his duties while harley does harley stuff.
Finders Keepers	March 25th, 2024	Damian is looking for some fresh clothes...and finds Harley breaking into Selina's apartment instead
BATFUN	March 10th, 2024	orders were given!
I'm Not Fighting Crime!... Tonight.	February 3rd, 2024	Harley makes an introduction to Kate during some detective work. And helps keep the dark haired archer from freezing her butt off.
Clowns Can Cook	January 15th, 2024	Summary needed
A night out for the Clown prince and his Harlequin.	December 30th, 2023	Joker and Harley have mended and get closer.
T'was The Night Before Christmas	December 23rd, 2023	The Dark Knight has an early evening to start Christmas Eve.
Seasons GREETINGS!	December 18th, 2023	Trukey was given away cops had nothing all is well!
Roofies	December 7th, 2023	Harley and Carrie meet. Cute.
Post job Hijnx!	December 4th, 2023	Summary needed
Tis the Season	December 3rd, 2023	Bruce, Harley and Zatanna enjoy a little Christmas Cheer at the Manor.
Are there two of her	November 29th, 2023	There's a little mistaken identity, and Donna finds out Diana's been less than total in covering the Embassy's various features with her. Luckily Harley's there to give Donna a tour! It's fine. Totally fine.
Another night at the Iceberg	November 23rd, 2023	Summary needed
Working up a storm	November 20th, 2023	Summary needed
A night out without the Zord	November 16th, 2023	When a zoid is needed a zoid is needed
Gone Clubbin'	November 15th, 2023	Bruce and Zatanna meet up for drinks. Harley crashes things and makes it a real party.
Harley Sings to hell!	November 13th, 2023	Target kills .. Dinner stolen.. Fast food given as sowwies
Blond Power!	October 13th, 2023	They went for candy (drugs)
To All The Awful Exes	September 28th, 2023	Emma runs into Harley. They talk. They drink. They may plot in the future.
Punking Gotham's Elite	September 23rd, 2023	Gotham city opera house.
On The Prowl..	September 22nd, 2023	Summary needed
Aimful	September 8th, 2023	Boundaries.
Old flame reignited	September 5th, 2023	Joker and Harley talk some Headway made.
The Rose and The Clown	September 2nd, 2023	She left after droppping a bomb
New Times, Old Friends	August 26th, 2023	Selina and Harley.
THE MARY JANES: The Astral Vinyl Club	August 13th, 2023	A live performance of THE MARY JANES is interrupted when a group of masked assailants wearing unfamiliar symbols shuts down the venue they're playing in and try to execute a member of the New York City Council on stage. The attempt is foiled, but so many questions are left unanswered!
THE MARY JANES: Club Evolution	August 11th, 2023	The Mary Janes play live at Club Evolution in Mutant Town and nothing blows up except their name recognition!! Lots of socializing and fangirling. Gwen scares off Cain and Harley knocks out a bouncer.
This Ain't The Savannah	August 1st, 2023	Rhino attempts to rob an armored Car. Spider-Man and Spider-Woman drop in to stop him. Harley Quinn and Ghost Spider join the fun. Then Juggernaut makes an appearance and things reallet start to go sideways...
Take Your Tiny Car and Your Oversized Shoes too!	July 20th, 2023	Clowns and Pies are prominent.
SMash and Grab.. Big guy style!	July 6th, 2023	Both villians got what they wanted..
Chaos and Hope	July 5th, 2023	Summary needed
How to Train Your Tracksuits	July 1st, 2023	A group of tracksuits corner Hawkeye the second but she's bailed out by a rather eclectic group of ladies. Loud noises ensue!
Payback is a Bitch	June 26th, 2023	The Clown princess of crime kinda did it again.. she showed up blew up the bar.. shot two cops knee caps out .. Spouted off all kinds of crazy talk.. something about her ice cream truck being called sugar! and then just dives away laughing her head off! - Meanwhile, Blackout was a victim of the senseless crime.
Breakfast in Bedlum	May 20th, 2023	Magneto comes to voluntold Joker into finding a chemical that increases mutant abilities. Harley Harley's. Rose gets a full carnival show. And Bud and Lou get dinner.
April Showers bring... Harls and Ivy	May 2nd, 2023	Harley and Ivy reunite and make plans for the most epic of movie nights. Also, Harley's going to blow up a pizza joint. Maybe twice.
Shopping is Good for the Heart	April 24th, 2023	Harley takes Selina shopping and succeeds in raising her spirits.
Tim seeks some advice.	April 19th, 2023	Plans are made
A meeting in the library.	April 18th, 2023	Harles updates Bruce on current emotions.
Pondering's Of Cats and Harlequins	April 15th, 2023	Selina gets angsty. Harley tries to calm her down.
April Showers	April 4th, 2023	The Joker and Two-Face try to ring in the spring with a daring heist of a social event.
Delivery Service With a Smile	March 30th, 2023	Blackout delivers a gift to Harley; sender unknown.
Please Can we Vacation	March 27th, 2023	He said yes!
A Night of Lux-ury	March 27th, 2023	A night at Lux is always interesting. Especially when Rorschach takes the trash out, and Bruce Wayne joins care of Harley Quinn.
The Sirens are Back! Maybe	March 26th, 2023	The Gotham Sirens are reunited..But things are different?!
Unmasked!	March 24th, 2023	An elegant masquerade turns to chaos as masked thugs steal a powerful,gemstone, using a bomb tied Selina as a decoy!
A family get together	March 23rd, 2023	Summary needed
Visitor's Pass	March 22nd, 2023	Harley Quinn ACCOSTS philanthropist Lex Luthor for a JOB! How eeeeeeevil o/~
Too many strays	March 21st, 2023	Selina finds another stray
Ivy's Back, Harley's confused!	March 16th, 2023	Huzzah she said yes!
Touch talk	March 15th, 2023	Progress is made cuddles to be had!
An evening at the manor.	March 11th, 2023	Summary needed
Forgotten Gifts	March 4th, 2023	Summary needed
The Floor Is Lava	March 1st, 2023	LAVA MAN walking through town, needs dealing with! It falls to two mostly unpowered ladies, who are totally us.
Mornings SUCK	February 24th, 2023	Girls had a great night
Log 14725	February 23rd, 2023	Summary needed
Happy Birthday, Bruce!	February 20th, 2023	A birthday party is thrown for Bruce
Lurking in Darkness	February 17th, 2023	More girl bonding
A Visit to Gotham!	February 14th, 2023	Bat Guy and Arachnid Boy save the day at the docks while Harley just sighs at both of them.
What was that about Curiosity and cats	February 2nd, 2023	Summary needed
Crazy and the Cat	January 29th, 2023	Summary needed
Post Christmas Shenanigans	January 27th, 2023	The three meet, suspicions are raised
Batsie N Harls	January 26th, 2023	Batsie and harl talk of the future
Harley Meets another Red	January 6th, 2023	Went out to throw grenades
Batsy Holidays	December 16th, 2022	Bruce and his strange companions start the holidays.
Kitties and Harlequins	December 5th, 2022	Selina visits a rehabilitating Harle at Wayne Manor
Lazy morning hangout	December 2nd, 2022	Breakfast in bed and snuggles!
Club Evolution a night at the club	November 28th, 2022	Harley and Sam discuss man.
A visit to the tower	November 28th, 2022	Diana discovers a frustrated Harley Quinn is under 'house arrest' on the Watch Tower. After a bit of conversation some new opinions and points of view are discovered.
The Doctor is in	November 26th, 2022	Remy and Harley discuss family
Music in Central Park	November 20th, 2022	Summary needed
Harley Vs the Sun	November 18th, 2022	The Rumble about to start!
Something something desert something Bar with no name	November 4th, 2022	Remy Meets Harley at the Bar with no name and they head off together to play Monopoly.
A Latverian Always Pays His Debts	October 21st, 2022	Black Cat successfully plants a mysterious device in the hideout of Harley Quinn.
All aboard Air Kory, thanks for flying!	October 19th, 2022	Kory has some girl talk with Harley then they fly off together!
We'll always have Paris...	October 16th, 2022	A Canary was unleashed among the cats.
The Law checks on Harley!	September 23rd, 2022	No fighting Only Nacos!
Graves	September 17th, 2022	Harley and Bats talk at the cemetary
Hell's Kitchen Kerfuffle	September 8th, 2022	A chance meeting between a villain and a vigilante ends in a strange exchange and a shared love of spicy foods.
Just two models at a fashion show...	September 6th, 2022	Two playful kittens went for a walk.
Send in the Clown(girl)	August 25th, 2022	Batman and Harley Quinn beat up some baddies
Just a little bit crazy	August 12th, 2022	Women make everything complicated..
Heart to Bat	April 10th, 2022	Summary needed
From the Highs to the Lows, do we need saving	March 27th, 2022	Summary needed
Into the Batlands: Martyrs (2)	April 27th, 2021	It's a Riot!! Critical members of the X-Men cause and stop a riot in it's tracks.
Sirens, Reunited!	November 22nd, 2020	The Sirens are reunited!
Coffee with Cats	November 19th, 2020	Selina proposes occasional work to Ivory...
Killing time at the coffee shop	August 27th, 2020	A tale of too much expresso
When the Music Stops	August 13th, 2020	After a Nick Drago concert, a couple people sneak backstage
The Harlequinn and the Preacher.	August 10th, 2020	They talked things through
Angry Plants	June 16th, 2020	Ivy and Harley stir up trouble and enjoy a walk at night.
Morgana Musings	March 27th, 2020	Morgana plays into Jessica's hands. She's not angry however
Art Project In Central Park	March 9th, 2020	Sara Pezzini serves as audience to Harley Quinn's artistic revamping of Alice's statue at Central Park
Poker Night	February 24th, 2020	Harley oversees a game of cards, runs into Piotr, tries to recruit him.
Please Turn Off Your Cellphones	February 8th, 2020	Harley causes mayhem in a cinema. Scene will not be completed due to Batman drop.
Hello Hell's Kitchen	January 21st, 2020	Harley decides to check out Hell's Kitchen, and has a chance encounter with a gravity girl, or rather, Rift.
H-J Day in Kingston Square	January 4th, 2020	Harley and Mistah J go house hunting in Gotham
On The Roof It's Peaceful As Can Be	December 27th, 2019	Summary needed
You can Tag Team crazy	December 9th, 2019	Harley and Deadpool meet on a rooftop. Some serenading and business and crazy happens.
Surprise! Its HAAARLEY!	November 25th, 2019	Harley BLASTS HER WAY onto the scene inside April's apartment! Only to find... April is seeing another BFF?!?! GASP!!! <dramatic music> With My Little Pony on the tv, a smashed window and glass everywhere! What will happen next! Well... some hugging, talking, pizza eating, and a lot of MURDER AND DEATH AND MORE MORDER! of course... that's what!
Barrel of Harleys	September 27th, 2019	Summary needed
But you're not Batman	September 26th, 2019	Deadpool puts on a puppet show for Harley, among other things, including a rescue.
Crazy Town Questions	August 24th, 2019	Lex takes Harley for an interrogation. As expected, Harley is ridiculously insane, and Lex takes another path to get the information he requires.
If I had a nickle for everytime...	August 18th, 2019	Summary needed
Carnival - Warfare!	August 18th, 2019	Carnival went crazy, crazy was clownnapped!
A Bizzare Meeting	August 6th, 2019	Hammerhead meets and hires Harley Quinn to do some
A Fitting time at the Fifty/Fifty Club	July 30th, 2019	Harley learns how the Rogues get treated by superheroes
Do the Harlem Shake!	July 20th, 2019	In which Mercy and Harley Quinn share breakfast and discuss history, and axe murdering. Also shoes are exchanged
Five Alarm Fire: Spanish Harlem after the Fourth of July	July 14th, 2019	Summary needed
The wild card,	July 7th, 2019	Summary needed
Chess, Hot dogs, Harley - What could go wrong	July 5th, 2019	Summary needed
Harley: Speed Psychiatry	June 22nd, 2019	Summary needed
Harley's Big Heist	June 22nd, 2019	Summary needed
Hi Person!	June 20th, 2019	Harley lets herself into April's apartment. She roots through everything! Then makes coffee! Then she pretends like she wasn't the one who did it and brings coffee mugs! Then she puts way too much chilli powder in her own coffee, it gets awkward. Then they're BFFs forever. Maybe. Who knows! Death might be right around the corner for April!
Interrogation: Another interview for Harley	June 18th, 2019	Summary needed
Gotham City: The Florist Job	June 16th, 2019	Summary needed
A Clown, A Phoenix, and an Ocean God Walk Into A Park	June 16th, 2019	Summary needed
Dead as a Dog	June 15th, 2019	NYPD investigates a vampire-lycan fight only to get more of both. And Harley! And Punisher!
Warehouse Shopping - Harley Style	June 12th, 2019	Summary needed
The Girls Are Back In Town	June 9th, 2019	Capes talk shop and Harley and Stockholm do not quite have a girl's night out
A (not very) grave situation...	June 9th, 2019	Summary needed
The Tale of Walter	June 8th, 2019	Ice cream and social conversation
Underworld: Caved-in Edition	June 8th, 2019	Summary needed
Drinks: The Voyage Home	June 6th, 2019	Summary needed
High Strangeness	June 4th, 2019	Summary needed
Punishment in Arkham	June 3rd, 2019	The Punisher tries to assassinate Harley in Arkham. Interference from Nightwing causes the operation to go sideways, fast... with Harley escaping in the chaos.
Truthseekers: Harley Quinn	June 1st, 2019	April O'Neil Truthseeker's interview of Harley Quinn and the Spoiler
Doctor heal thyself	May 29th, 2019	Stockholm sneaks into Arkham to find out when Harley wants to break out this time.
Race for their lives	May 18th, 2019	Scarecrow wins the race - but at the cost of pistachio pudding.
Criminal Meetings	May 9th, 2019	Summary needed
Dinner Was The Bomb	May 5th, 2019	Jason, Kitty and Selina attend a new restaurant opening, which Harley makes sure is a real 'blast'.
Two and a Half Crazies walk into a Bar	April 29th, 2019	Summary needed
A drink after work and more	April 28th, 2019	Summary needed
Not My Kind Of Party	April 27th, 2019	After Harley's "Escape From Arkham" party, Catwoman waits to offer a few words. Takes place directly after Log 7250, "Great Big Gotham City: Baby's on Fire."
What A Random Encounter!	April 21st, 2019	Summary needed
This'll give'em the Jitters	April 20th, 2019	Summary needed
Fm'latgh nilgh'ri!	April 20th, 2019	Summary needed
Great Big Gotham City: Baby's on Fire	April 16th, 2019	Summary needed
The Great Arkham Train called Escape	April 12th, 2019	Chaos. No really chaos. Hyenas. Vampires. Insane People. Rocket Launchers.
SHIELD, Prison Cells, Harley... oh my!	April 9th, 2019	Summary needed
Harley's Mistake	April 7th, 2019	Harley unintentionally attacks a SHIELD Safehouse occupied by Phil Coulson. The R&D Duo Fitz and Simmons responds as backup, and they capture Harley.
Besties together again!	April 5th, 2019	Summary needed
New and Old besties in the Garden	March 8th, 2019	Summary needed
Ivy and Harley Devil duo again	February 22nd, 2019	Summary needed
Cat and Clown Cross Downtown	February 5th, 2019	While scouting the Iceberg Lounge, one Catwoman encounters one Harley Quinn. They catch up and make some plans.
Patrol Aftermath	January 16th, 2019	Summary needed
Woah, Clown Lady	December 29th, 2018	Summary needed
A clown and an Incubus walk into a bar..	December 9th, 2018	Summary needed
Harley and Kat meet	November 21st, 2018	Summary needed
The BFF	November 7th, 2018	Harley meets a woman with hands as cold as a November night.
A Bird in the Hand	October 10th, 2018	Hellboy and Superboy meet a ballerina carrying a laundry basket full of rubber duckies.
And Another Thing...	September 13th, 2018	Summary needed
Smile!: Method of Madness	August 22nd, 2018	Joker and Harley talk movies and plans.
Smile!: Return of the King	August 15th, 2018	Harley's lawyer turns out to be a
Keep Smilin' Until Then....	August 11th, 2018	A deadly street performer hands out deadly party favours, with deadly results. Lots of street fighting, a hot dog, and a guy named Steve.
Murder Circles - Making the Rounds	July 15th, 2018	Summary needed
Germination: Fire and Steel	July 3rd, 2018	Shredder meets the mutant responsible for the fires spreading the mushroom monsters, and an extra new ally.
Not My Circus...	June 30th, 2018	Summary needed
Germination: Just use Tinactin	June 29th, 2018	A mix of heroes (and others?) engage a mushroom alien stalk at the Gotham zoo.
What Goes Around Comes Around	June 3rd, 2018	Summary needed
Mutant Kidnappings: Breaking Point	May 18th, 2018	The finale of the Mutant Kidnapping plot!
Mutant Kidnappings: Rising Tensions	May 17th, 2018	A new villain arrives on the scene.
Log 4303	April 19th, 2018	Summary needed
I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghosts	March 23rd, 2018	Summary needed
The State of a Fair	March 10th, 2018	Summary needed
Ocean Forests and Flightless Ogres	February 10th, 2018	Summary needed
Uncovering a Dark Past	January 13th, 2018	Summary needed
Hunting the Hunter	November 13th, 2017	Summary needed
Ain't That a Kick...	October 26th, 2017	Summary needed
Making a Scene	October 24th, 2017	Summary needed
Holy Roller Crazies!	October 1st, 2017	Summary needed
Darkness in Gotham	September 24th, 2017	Summary needed
Do The Hustle	September 22nd, 2017	Hypno Hustler entrances the crowd at a concert. Can the heroes prevail?
Insanity & Reason	August 14th, 2017	Summary needed
One Doctor To Another	August 3rd, 2017	Summary needed
What's black, red and purple all over	August 3rd, 2017	Summary needed
The Arkham Breakout Bash!	July 30th, 2017	Summary needed
Cool Serenity	July 28th, 2017	Summary needed
Log 1701	July 28th, 2017	Summary needed
Going For A Walk	July 27th, 2017	Catwoman and Harley Quinn cross paths and share a few mixed opinions about interests of theirs, with a recent incident coming up as well.
Down Goes The Puffin!	June 28th, 2017	Summary needed
Plotting!	June 1st, 2017	Summary needed
Moderate trouble in little China	May 9th, 2017	Summary needed
Click, Click, BOOM	May 7th, 2017	Summary needed
Mad Love	April 29th, 2017	Summary needed

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