Darcy Lewis

Darcy Lewis (Scenesys ID: 188)
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"Did I taze him? Yes. Yes, I did. He was freaking me out."
Profile
Full Name:	Darcy Lewis
Gender:	Female
Species:	Human
Theme:	Marvel (AFC)
Occupation:	SHIELD Agent
Citizenship:	USA
Residence:	New York City
Education:	Master's Degree: Political Science
Status:	Approved
Groups:	SHIELD
Other Information
Apparent Age:	30	Actual Age:	30
Date of Birth	20 Aug 1997	Actor:	Kat Dennings
Height:	160 cm (5'3")	Weight:	61 kg (134 lb)
Hair Color:	Brown	Eye Color:	Green
Theme Song:	"All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor

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Sass. And more sass, with a side of sass. Darcy is all the sass and Facebook updates and sass. Did I mention sass? Good.

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Description

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Description:

Standing at a modelesque five foot eight inches (while wearing five inch platform heels), this young lady has unruly brown wavey hair and brilliantly coy green eyes that hide behind strategically nerdy black framed glasses. Her bright red lips are nearly always curled up into a smirk of some kind. While she's not rich enough to afford the high end stuff, she's no slouch when it comes to nerdy-chick-chic.

History

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History:

I started out as just your average college student. Looking for an internship to help me with my degree, it was coming up bust so I began applying to any and all of them out of desperation. An astrophysist. Fantastic! I don't think I even spelled that correctly! Oh well. It was an internship. In New Mexico. Which was great for a good long while. The pay was crap, but as an intership it helped the student loans at bay, and I learned how to wrangle scientists. Everything was peaches and cream and desert sand until some dude claiming to be a god fell out of the sky. He freaked me out when he got up from having our research van run into him. So, I tazed his ass. Then SHIELD showed up and took all the research AND my iPOD. Those bastards! Nothing is sacred. Ripped-Homeless-Guy ended up actually being a god, maybe, and his brother? boyfriend? someone sent a giant space death robot to destroy the town. I'm clear on the details from there since things started exploding and SHIELD evacuated everyone but left the pet store. Those fuckers. So, I did that myself, and cussed out every SHIELD agent on my way in a borrowed pick up truck. A few years later, in London, there was MORE craziness, and when the lead scientist went publically crazy the grants dried up and there went my internship. I was waiting tables in Jersery when SHIELD caught back up to me. Get this. They offered me a job. Dumbasses. Now, I've got a pretty swank office, with a few office supply minions to run staples and pens for me. I've also got field training, access to small fire arms, and all the tazers I could want. Who just won at Life? This bitch.

Personality

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Personality:

Darcy is often in appropriate mouthy sassy spit fire of a roller derby girl turned SHIELD Agent. Handle with care and when in doubt, call FEMA.

Abilities

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Skills

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Appointment Wrangler:
Darcy can wrangle a schedule book, make business calls, keep a filing cabinet all indexed and organized, and paint her finger nails without smudging the polish.

Firearms:
Darcy has been training to use small side arms about the size of a regular tazer and is about as skilled as a regular beat-cop.

First Aid & Cpr:
As part of SHIELD training, Darcy is certified in First Aid and can provide basic medical assistance on the field until more skilled medics arrive. As part of this training Darcy is also cerified in CPR. She knows how to properly give chest compressions and rescue breathing to all ages, infant to adult.

Multi-Tasker:
It's a Talent. A god given Talent. To be able to talk on the phone, drive a car through New York, paint your nails, and eat a Hodgie all that same time!

New York Driver:
Darcy can drive in New York City without batting an eyelash... while putting on lipstick... and mascara... and talking on the phone.

Retropop Culture Trivia:
The retro zombies, they want my brain to eat. But they will not have it. I totally have Daryl on speed, I swear to Jesus!

Roller Derby:
Darcy's played derby since high school. Though flat track is her favorite, she can rock a banked track if needed. This means that Darcy's often more graceful with 'combat' manuveurs when she's on wheels rather than sensible shoes. She doesn't care. Roller derby lets her mix the tom boy with the bombshell with out apologies.

Social Media Goddess:

Give her cellphone, tablet, laptop, whatever... give her five minutes, she'll can get Facebook working. Also, Darcy's like Social Media DAR-Wait! Lemme take a selfie-LING. Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Pinterest: Darcy has it. Darcy loves it.

Resources

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Investment:
Given money from Elektra when she died, Darcy now has a sizeable next egg and a financial advisor helping her invest it to help it grow.

Jttf Nypd:
Appointed as Liason Officer from SHIELD to NYPD, Darcy has been assigned to work with the Joint Terrorism Task Force. This gives Darcy access to some of NYPD's files and systems, in addition to makign sure information and cooperation between the two forces remain smooth, Darcy hads been Deputized and is authorized to make arrests for New York Police Department. She also can be assigned to work on various odd cases that NYPD is not equipped for, but SHIELD just might have the tools to process, handle, and maybe even solve.

Shield:

As SHIELD Agent, Darcy has Level 5 clearance at the Triskelion and almost complete control of all office supplies and logistics. Beware your paper clip supply.

Weaknesses

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Glasses:
Darcy is legally blind without corrective lenses. Usually, this is glasses. Sometime it's contacts. When on her skates the contacts are usually colored. What?? A girl can pamper herself.

Squishy:

For as rough and tumble as Darcy loves being, she bruises easily. What most people shrug off, Darcy ends up looking like a domestic violence victim.

Logs

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Title	Date	Scene Summary
Near Miss	January 27th, 2020	In which Remo saves the Darcy
Lost in the Christmas Spirit	December 18th, 2019	Hot cocoa, no major bruises, and travel plans.
Spar on Wheels	October 26th, 2019	Summary needed
Just a Normal Check In	October 5th, 2019	In which milkshakes bring all the Winchester boys to the yard. Well... half of them anyway.
Adult Supervision Required	September 23rd, 2019	In which Fury orders Lewis and Twining to go and have fun. OR Darcy makes plans to expense a Girl's Night and Fury is okay with this.
Hot Dog Interrupted	September 15th, 2019	When the craving for hot dogs meets a crashed flying saucer Language Warnings abound.
Potstickers and Ladies	September 15th, 2019	Sweet and Sour GORE
Drinks on me!	August 16th, 2019	In which Darcy hooks up with Danny and Skye Or NINJA NANNY MAY STRIKES AGAIN!
Lunch is Electric	August 14th, 2019	In which Ward gets Darcy'd and it's all May's fault.
Impulsive Follow Up	August 9th, 2019	In which Darcy meets with Aquaman about Flash's grandson
The Meeting is aFoot	August 9th, 2019	In which Darcy tries to get Frank in on a possible JTTF something, only to once again say the wrong thing the wrong way at the wrong time in front of the NYPD Captain. Or This is why Darcy is sometimes the worst person for these sorts of things.
Impulsive Return	August 8th, 2019	In which Darcy gets informatino from Impulse about his time as Doom's Captive.
NYPD Shake Down at the Rink	August 6th, 2019	In which Darcy takes Frank out onna date.
SHIELD Lunch Time	August 2nd, 2019	In which Jemma is inspired by Bucky's arm, May have to grab thirds from the kitchen, Lili gets doggo treats for being a Good Girl, and Darcy talks herself into a new assignment, or NYPD needs to be very afraid.
SHIELD Liason to NYPD	August 2nd, 2019	In which Darcy delivers her new assignment as SHIELD Liason to NYPD directly to Captain Quaid himself. Or Everyone should now be afraid that Darcy Lewis can arrest people.
Sentinels: What's the Word	July 30th, 2019	Agent Lewis visits Captain Quaid during the search of Trask Industries' Bergen County facility. Agent Lewis provides amazing potstickers and offers to set Captain Quaid up with a date. Captain Quaid is boring and just gives her new information about Trask and the Sentinels.
Noms!	July 28th, 2019	In which foods are had.
Humpday	July 25th, 2019	Wings! Beer! Pizza! and interesting conversation at Josies. What else is new?
Quaid's Medical Charts are Reviewed OR Second Opinions are Important!	July 9th, 2019	In which Jemma finds a fellow conspirator in Darcy Lewis and no one thinks this is a Good Idea. It's going to hapen anyway. OR Darcy secures Jemma's help in unraveling what happened to Officer Quaid.
Quaid's Unexpected Bedside Guest	July 4th, 2019	In which Darcy visits Frank in the hospital, OR Why do we allow Darcy to talk to anyone outside her own department again?
Sentinels: Tread Slowly	July 3rd, 2019	SHIELD and the NYPD try to figure out who gets to keep the Sentinel.
Surprise Party! Witch Cake is the Best Cake	July 2nd, 2019	In which Darcy gets a cake.
Suprise Party! Supernatural Invite	July 2nd, 2019	In which Darcy tries to con Dean back to SHIELD but manages only to get him to agree to come party with her leading Luke to suspect she might have been send to spy on him - Darcy laughed too hard at that one! Or Darcy is SHIELD's best recruiter and should get commission for this.
Wings and Things	June 26th, 2019	When Danny met Darcy or In which Matchbox 20 scores you flirting points. Or this is why Coulson should never have stolen Darcy's iPOD.
Noms	June 26th, 2019	In which Darcy and Chris have the same idea for lunch.
Surprise Party! (part 1)	June 24th, 2019	In which Darcy comandeers the Barton-Johnson house for a party; Skye rings her own doorbell; Samantha gets promoted!; May makes postickers (no surprises there!); and a mysterious package arrives. What could it be? Stay tuned for Pt. 2.
Surprise Party! (part 2)	June 24th, 2019	The mystery parcel has Stark tech to save Skye from not being able to use her hands - and everyone else from Skye! May is convinced to eat some questionable looking salsa courtesy of Rhodes' daughter, and finds it good. Bucky... relaxes. Who knew kids and dogs were a thing. Stay tuned for part 3!
Surprise Party! (part 4)	June 24th, 2019	Guests start arriving in earnest, including Thor and Kurt - still no Steve! Likely just as well as there's something of a bathroom emergency going on.. and Flirting. Lots and lots of flirting. Once again Chez Miscreant lives up to its purpose as a home for wayward souls.
Surprise Party! (part 5)	June 24th, 2019	Lions, and Tigers and.. Wait. No. Cake, and Presents, and Song! oh my. Steve and Skye's friends shower them with thoughtful gifts. Including two oranges. Maybe there's something about that in the box Skye gave Steve..
Just some shit	June 19th, 2019	In which Darcy visits Rhodey and he feeds her his meat. Or why are you all so preverted? For reals!? It was steak, you sick freaks.
WHen you meet a God	June 18th, 2019	In which Skye meets Thor, Darcy's true codename is revealed, and Skye doesn't realize her bestie ratted her out. Or This is why SHIELD HR Department cries during yearly Sexual Harassness renewal training.
A human, a super, and a 'yote girl walk into a bar...	June 17th, 2019	In which there is a bank robbery, Omnis speeds into to save the day, Mercy's bad luck is deadly, and Darcy orders everyone around. Or Darcy is scary when blood splattered.
After Shower Scene	June 17th, 2019	In which Thor takes a shower and Darcy sees him naked. Or All Myths are True, More or Less.
Thunderous Visitor	June 16th, 2019	In which Thor comes to Darcy for aid and she makes him hit the showers, looks may or may not have been had; or This is how one gets intel from Darcy Lewis.
Sentinels: Origins	June 15th, 2019	SHIELD agents assault a Russian facility; it's mostly boom, less sneak, and the situation gets very tense very quickly....
Visiting Hours Don't Apply	June 14th, 2019	In which Thor visits Darcy in Medical and ends up with his shirt rumpled up his chest and why SHIELD doctors are going to refuse to ask why Darcy was laughing at Thor with his shirt up while sitting between his knees, but at least the flowers he had brought her were lovely. Or This is Why HR Hates Darcy Lewis, Part 2.
Changeling: Flash Frozen	June 13th, 2019	SHIELD opens the Inhuman cryopods and discover more than just Inhumans, but how far Hydra went to capture them and possibly to send a message to Skye.
Eff Bed Rest	June 13th, 2019	In which Phil tries to Dad at Darcy, and Darcy teenage's back at him. Or, this is why SHIELD Medical hates most of its Agents.
Lunch with Mooaz	June 13th, 2019	In which Darcy's out of medical, Galina suggests an oomphier taser, and Thor makes a heroic entrance. Or the SHIELD Cafeteria plays Kenny G and no one is surprised. (https://youtu.be/WxcDDPGFv4A)
SHIELD Alert	June 11th, 2019	In which Darcy's alert is answered or Mazi was the real hero in this one, guys. No one cares what Darcy says about it.
Speed Trap	June 11th, 2019	Impulse captured!
GOD OF COFFEE	June 10th, 2019	In which Thor finds Darcy in a coffee shop and she touches his hammer. Or Get your minds out of the gutter you sick puppies! It was Mjolnir not ..ya know.
Not a Stalker	June 10th, 2019	In which Darcy stalks a supplier and Fionna tries to get intel out of the SHIELD Agent.
All the Coffee	June 8th, 2019	Summary needed
Informal Welcome Wagon	May 28th, 2019	Lunchtime in the Triskelion sees Sibilance meeting USAgent and Darcy Lewis and visiting with May until Skye shows up and reveals her nerves about upcoming missions by being ... bratty.
Changeling/Leviathan: Team preparations	May 20th, 2019	May summons Peggy, Mack, Darcy, and FitzSimmons to exchange introductions and get Peggy's field agent gear situation sorted before the upcoming missions. Steve notices the gathering and joins in. Mack gets to meet who he's teamed up with to protect Nyx, and Peggy is fascinated by some of the new tech she's shown.
Cityfall: Silent But Deadly	April 26th, 2019	Darcy's 'date' with Elektra goes a little less than planned as May and Elektra have a meeting of minds in the back parkinglot. They come to an understanding.
It's a Date	April 23rd, 2019	Summary needed
The Rumbles in the Tumbles	April 21st, 2019	Summary needed
Clint vs Darcy. Round 1 - FIGHT!	April 18th, 2019	In which May's set up an obsticle course for Darcy's performance evaluation and set Clint as her opponent. Or this is how Darcy gets Clint on his ass.
More Evaluations	April 13th, 2019	Evaluations for Darcy and Castiel go well enough, until they don't.
Missing Papers	April 6th, 2019	Summary needed
Post Derby Date Debriefing	March 24th, 2019	A post Roller Derby date party at Luke's becomes increasingly more surreal. Including a near battle royale between Hellboy and Castiel that takes no less than Agent May, Steve Rogers, and Bucky to break it up. Castiel's people skills are improving. Somewhat.
Black Sky: Apologies	March 11th, 2019	Elektra gets the opportunity to apologize to Darcy Lewis, and tells her the whole sordid tale. All is forgiven.
Let Her Eat Cake!!!	March 10th, 2019	In which Darcy tries to trick Skye into eating fruit by hiding it in cake only for Ward to attempt to steal it, the Fuckward. Or this is what happens when a Sonic Carhop is allowed into the Triskelion Cafeteria.
The Date: Mission Improbable	March 3rd, 2019	May and Castiel infiltrate the target. Surprisingly, the 'Date' goes better than planned. Surprise outcome: Castiel asks May out - and she accepts.
The Date: May Checks In	February 24th, 2019	May helps Darcy get ready for her date. Don't worry, the tables will turn soon enough. Or this is why Darcy is sometimes the WORST person to have at your back.
The Date: Dinner and Dancing. Devils Not Included.	February 24th, 2019	Castiel arrives to take Darcy out on a date in continued preparation for his date with the mucher bigger fish, Melinda May. Or Castiel is unexpectedly smooth and it hurts Darcy's brain a little bit.
The Date: AKA Frankie Avalon	January 22nd, 2019	Castiel learns that May wants him to take her to a fancy dinner from Darcy. Likely Darcy is going to help him learn how to treat May like a lady. Or this is what happens when Darcy's giving a bit of free reign with debriefing.
Pied Piper: A Meeting with SHIELD	January 5th, 2019	A guest comes to SHIELD with news about the Black Sleep. Info is traded and a necromancer catches on fire... ask Castiel, it's all his fault.
Licking Wounds.	January 2nd, 2019	Half price night at Josie's lands JJ in hot water. A ticked off Claire is a sight to see. Bad JJ, no drink for you!
Because Reasons.	December 30th, 2018	Summary needed
Falling Frost: Debriefing	December 29th, 2018	May sits Skye down to talk about her visit with Bucky. Skye drops some bombshells without realizing it.
To Tase or Not To Tase...	December 28th, 2018	Summary needed
Supply Chains	December 10th, 2018	Summary needed
Changeling: It's December Somewhere, Right	December 1st, 2018	Skye entertains all the company in the rec-room, and discovers that the Holidays are, indeed, back upon them all. With, as usual, perfectly awful timing. Presents are planned, and plotted, and Skye and Clint as still in the dark as to where Fury is sending them.
Request: Pending	November 29th, 2018	In which Darcy helps Rhodey with his form, or this is what superheroing looks like at the mundane level.
Game Night	November 28th, 2018	In which Ward plays with Darcy, Skye, and Bucky and everyone might have gotten wet. Or this is why we all try to keep Darcy from making up scene outcomes.
Leviathan/Falling Frost: SURPRISE Happy Anniversary	November 14th, 2018	Summary needed
Black Sky: Thank You for Being a Friend	October 30th, 2018	Darcy learns of the inheritance that Elektra has left her and it leaves her gobsmacked, sad, and angry. All for various reasons.
Black Sky: About Elektra	October 24th, 2018	Matt calls Darcy to talk about Elektra. They both learn to cope without their usual crutches.
Changeling/Leviathan: Wake Up Call	October 21st, 2018	Skye returns to SHIELD very different from how she left. Clint, May and Darcy each react to it in their own way. Oh! And not for nothing, the guy behind Tidepool, might be a literal ghost in SHIELD's machine.
Five Bucks to Last Till Tuesday	October 20th, 2018	Kate spends her last five bucks at Josie's and finds out she has a friend (in Darcy Lewis).
Some Stuff's Happening	September 27th, 2018	Summary needed
A Night at Josie's	September 19th, 2018	Summary needed
Beer and Brits	September 13th, 2018	Summary needed
The Whiching Hour	September 12th, 2018	Summary needed
A Ghost and an Agent Walk Into a Bar...	September 9th, 2018	Summary needed
How'd She Get to Be a Mediator	September 8th, 2018	Kate tries to drown her sorrows alone, but ends up visiting with everyone in Hell's Kitchen. Maybe she needs a new watering hole.
Two Gals and a Goddess Drinking Coffee	September 6th, 2018	Summary needed
French Food at a Greasy Spoon	August 17th, 2018	Summary needed
In Which There is Dancing in Brooklyn	August 16th, 2018	Or Something Sappy This Way Comes.
Gives me the Jitters	August 16th, 2018	In which a plucky SHIELD agent fails to recognize a billionaire or this is how Darcy ends up with Tim's number.
Heavy Loads	August 10th, 2018	In which Thor and Darcy each handle some heavy loads, Or seriously, there was handling of heavy loads in this scene. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic here. Well, now I am, but I wasn't when I started and... oh, just read the log already.
To Stalk a Derby Girl	August 9th, 2018	Summary needed
The Harlem Shake	August 6th, 2018	Darcy Lewis summarizes: In which Harlem Shakes HYDRA loose, Marc ejects inky black shit, and Darcy gets to be a roller skate Queen; or this is why HYDRA doesn't have nice things and we're happy about that.
Meanwhile, In Norway...	August 5th, 2018	Natasha hitches a ride on the good ship Supply Drop piloted by May who's quizzing her co-pilot Darcy about aircraft protocols. Upon arriving, they are greeted by Thor and taken in for dinner before some rest. Or, no one warned Thor NOT to feed the wild DARCY mead. Asgardian Momma to the rescue!
Dance Cards	August 2nd, 2018	In which Darcy meets Bucky, Bucky tells her he's not allowed to leave HQ and the first thing Darcy does is take him out of HQ, OR This is why Darcy might need to be kept on a leash some days.
Lunch Time	August 1st, 2018	In which Darcy and Chris have lunch. Clint threatens to make good on a threat. Or, everyone is On-Call today.
Ragnarok pt. 13: Aftermath	July 11th, 2018	The first rescue teams arrive on site to the downed Frigga's Mercy and start to the hard work.
Log 4881	July 10th, 2018	Summary needed
Log 4822	July 5th, 2018	Summary needed
Too Old for This Stuff	July 1st, 2018	Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a pair of thugs who thought mugging a girl and laughing in Superboy's face was a good idea. Or Tenticle Telekinesis is a reason Darcy shouldn't be allowed to drink this much without Adult Supervision. ...Supervision, people. Not Adult Super Vision...
Great Balls of Fire or Team Rocket Blasting Off AGAIN!	June 23rd, 2018	In which Rhodey and Darcy discuss upending beer over Fury's head or that really isn't a good idea, Darcy.
Sooner or Later They all Come for Coffee	June 23rd, 2018	Everyone hits the breakroom. May supplies fresh food and drinks. There is some discussion of upcoming events. Just another day dawns at the Trisk.
Changeling: Thank-You for Being a Friend	June 17th, 2018	Summary needed
Log 4667	June 16th, 2018	Summary needed
We All Go Round the Mulberry Bush	June 14th, 2018	Skye runs into Darcy in the breakroom and delivers her gift from China. Darcy is.. speechless. Write that date down for posterity folks.
In the Black Market	June 13th, 2018	In which Jennifer tries to buy a Sumerian sacrificial amulet from a SHIELD employee and Darcy ends up buying a beer for someone who may or may not be of drinking age. Or fuck it, not Darcy's job to card people.
Where Everybody Knows Your Name	May 16th, 2018	Elektra invites Darcy Lewis to meet her at Josie's.. on the off chance Matt Murdock might show up. He does. Pizza and beer are had.
World Domination or Coffee	May 3rd, 2018	In which Darcy and Daken have coffee, or this is how people get assigned to manure duty.
Visiting Darcy	May 1st, 2018	Bucky's talked down from his last mission by Darcy.
Housewarming: Moar Chatter, Less Prep!	April 2nd, 2018	Skye and Clint hold a housewarming, and their friends live up to all expectations making it uniquely theirs.
Changeling: The Inner Circle	March 30th, 2018	Skye tells her closest friends (family, really) about her talk with Fury. Nobody runs screaming. Darcy, of course, walks away with... nefarious plans. ps. Skye's roast chicken was great!
Good Ideas.	March 25th, 2018	In which Darcy and Cap actually have a conversation. Or this is why leaving Darcy without adult supervision is a Bad Idea.
Conspiracy: Party Patrol! Or: It's Better than a Cactus	March 22nd, 2018	Skye and Darcy throw an impromptu party in Rhodes room, only to have it turn, later, from a betting pool and planning fiasco for a wedding that isn't going to happen, but a rundown on the War Dogs and the truth about Rhodes' niece - and why Triage is going to die.
Dat Ass Tho'	March 12th, 2018	In which Lana asks Darcy about thongs, lesbian booty calls, and if her ass looks fat. Or this is why Darcy needs a refresher on Sexual Harassment in the workplace.
Log 4007	March 4th, 2018	Summary needed
Log 4000	March 2nd, 2018	Summary needed
Tidepool: Once a Traitor...	February 20th, 2018	Summary needed
Tidepool: Endgame	February 19th, 2018	The Benefactor makes his move. SHIELD drops in. Chaos ensues. Genus gets away; Karl doesn't. Skye gets.. arrested? Hey, she wants a lawyer! Get me Nelson and Murdock...
/r/hookups	February 16th, 2018	In which Darcy goes on a blind date but isn't able to get a happy ending, and Skye can't believe Darcy. Or This is Why Boobs Rule.
Settling In	February 15th, 2018	Svetlana, Darcy and Bucky talk about adjustments. Valentine's Day is explained.
Scientifically Proven to Releave Stress	February 11th, 2018	Summary needed
Unconventional SHIELD Training	February 4th, 2018	A sparring session for Svetlana turns into an outing with Darcy and May, including a classic American lunch and lessons on cussing in public.
Plans for Shopping	February 2nd, 2018	In which Svetlana meets Darcy and plans are made to catch up to the 21st Century. Or Darcy is this Century's Best Amabassdor; SHIELD needs to give her a raise and an expense account!
Ringmaster: Special Delivery	January 30th, 2018	A second bow from Skye? Clint has to lie and gets told off by Darcy for being a wuss.
'Cause Every Blocker Needs Some Bling	January 28th, 2018	Elektra invites Darcy out for pizza at Josie's, and instead ends up having words with Clint Barton and Melinda May.
Training Op: Covert Surveillance	January 2nd, 2018	Summary needed
A happy date	December 30th, 2017	Summary needed
An amusing meeting.	December 29th, 2017	Summary needed
Yes, Castiel, There is a Santa Claus	December 28th, 2017	Darcy confronts Castiel on the unorthodox answers to his Secret Santa survey. The expected hilarity ensues. Castiel decides he likes Darcy.
Lunch time.	December 5th, 2017	Summary needed
Log 3290	December 2nd, 2017	Summary needed
Double Entendre Intended	November 29th, 2017	Summary needed
Lunch at the Trisk	November 26th, 2017	Thanksgiving dinner at the Triskelion caffeteria. Food is had by all. Flirting... well, you'll have to read and find out.
Skye Holds a Dinner Party (or: Will Wonders Never Cease)	November 19th, 2017	Summary needed
Miss Lewis And The Goth-Larper's Bad Day	October 31st, 2017	Summary needed
Log 3010	October 29th, 2017	Summary needed
Log 3012	October 29th, 2017	Summary needed
SHIELD Maidens Now Recruiting	October 28th, 2017	In which Tazer Queen recruits Shit Code 404 and Total May-hem 86, plans are made for Father Furious Time and the Hawkeye'd Ref and Captain American Penis Code to join up, and it's made clear that only Natasha will derby name Natasha. Or this is way we rarely let Darcy out of her office.
Coffeebreak.	October 13th, 2017	Team 'make Skye take care of herself' strikes, threatening her computers, and making Skye eat. Complete with more Captain America making sense.
A bizzar Day	September 17th, 2017	Summary needed
Its Hot and Cold	August 15th, 2017	Summary needed
Fistful of Coffee	August 2nd, 2017	In which coffee is had and excuses are crafted. Or why Darcy and Danny work for the wrong companies.
The introduction..	July 31st, 2017	Summary needed
Shipment 08-FF-OHN0111!1	July 18th, 2017	Summary needed
Misfile	July 17th, 2017	Summary needed
Captured... Again.	July 17th, 2017	A misunderstanding of epic proportions on the part of Bobby Drake
Hasslinng War - A fun pastime	July 10th, 2017	In which Ares goes to help Darcy with her hole. Or you need to get your mind out of the gutter!
The Scarlet Avenger	July 8th, 2017	In which Darcy is used as a human shield and is having none of it. Or Tonight's 084 is Scarlet
Log	July 8th, 2017	Summary needed
SHIELD and Ares	July 5th, 2017	Summary needed
Questions and Answers	July 3rd, 2017	In which Lois comes to SHIELD looking for answers and just the God to ask questions of shows up with Natasha. Or why May ponders duct taping Darcy's mouth shut.
Pot Stickers and Beer	June 25th, 2017	In which Darcy buys Scott lunch and Parker learns never to poke at Darcy. Or How much do cleavages shots go for these days?
Furious Little Ant	June 21st, 2017	In which Lang is in Darcy, Darcy mouths off at Fury (Again), and Fury threatens agents with oxygen roulette. Or Fury's too old for this shit.
This is why we can't have nice Avengers!	June 20th, 2017	Dear Fury, you're avenger broke his nose on one of the associate's rear ends as she stopped moving when he was caught on her pants and the impact damaged Ant-man. Or Lang bounced off Darcy's ass and it broke his nose.
Moose Sighting	June 19th, 2017	Darcy Lewis and Melinda May touch base with Sam and start clarifying more of what it might mean to work with SHIELD.
Dead-proofing	June 14th, 2017	Summary needed
Close Encounters of the Nick kind.	June 11th, 2017	Summary needed
Just another day in The Office	June 10th, 2017	In which Marcus meets Darcy. Or how Darcy learns that dead lifting a few tons ends in torn pants.
Log	June 10th, 2017	Summary needed
Gimme a Break, Gimme a Break, Break me off a Piece of that...	June 9th, 2017	In which Cammy hates the meatloaf, Darcy loves the meatloaf, and May order something ELSE. Or the Triskelion Lunch Room is the place to be!
Fury at Fury	June 6th, 2017	In which Dracy bullheadly mouths off to Fury, Rogers is disappointed, and May saves Siberia from a Darcy-rific demise. Or, This wouldn't be SHIELD if we all got along!
Oh Brother Where Art Thou	June 5th, 2017	In which Darcy helps May track Dean because Sam is in the wrong hospital, Dean may or may not be completely happy about this, May has no fucks to give, and Sam is a big ol' moose puppy. Or May really dislikes misplacing assets.
Flatline: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aftermath	June 4th, 2017	Nick Fury sentences the compromised Clint to death but Agent May asks for more time.
Flatline: Clint Awakens	June 3rd, 2017	Clint wakes up under the effects of the Flatline phenomena. A battle ensues involving Darcy Lewis and Natasha Romanova.
Parties and Embassies and Death	May 30th, 2017	A routine SHIELD warding job for one Sam Winchester turns into a big mess when the Winter Soldier arrives on the scene to kill the Ukrainian ambassador.
SHIELD's Not Done With You Yet	May 29th, 2017	SHIELD cleverly plants a tracker on one Sam Winchester in the form of a paperclip, which means Sam leads May and Darcy straight to Dean.
All Your Metallo Are Belong to Us	May 21st, 2017	In which SHIELD hears that Stark is holding Metallo, and it's decided that Tony makes a bad supervillain babysitter.
SHIELD Orientation	May 21st, 2017	In which May and Lewis (this sounds like a sitcom) show Sibil around the Triskelion. If there's a quinjet scheduled for this tour, twenty bucks says Fury pops his head in to ask why there are snakes on his plane.
Need Coffee	May 20th, 2017	Summary needed
Delivery	May 13th, 2017	Gwenn brings the dead alien to SHIELD. She gets checked out and finds out where she needs to go next.
What happens in the Village...	May 12th, 2017	Summary needed
The Meeting of Cats... er Boys	May 5th, 2017	Or Things Get Difficult When Magical Transformations Are Involved. In which Vorpal meets Chat Noir, only Vorpal's not Vorpal he's Tommy and Chat's not Chat he's Adrien... also, Adrien has worked with models too long.
Whatever	May 4th, 2017	Summary needed
It was just another day at the office until...	May 3rd, 2017	Summary needed
Foodsluts	May 2nd, 2017	In which trolling may or may not have happened.
A Quick Rescue	April 30th, 2017	In which a Twinkie is eaten, a selfie is taken, and a theif is left with nothing but his shoelaces.
Of Roller Skates and Delinquents	April 29th, 2017	Summary needed
When Cap Comes Crashing In...	April 26th, 2017	At the tail end of a fight, Cap crashes through a wall and into a car, a Vision ghosts in, and Darcy cusses. Cap gives her the Language Look.
WE'RE THE COOLEST	April 25th, 2017	Summary needed.

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